Name that ... WHATTTTT ???

Customer: Oh. I see you are Alice today.
Co-worker: politely, "Yes, I'm Alice."
Customer: You helped me the other day, but you had a different name.
Co-worker: politely, "Yes, I remember you, but I was Alice that day, too."
Customer: Oh. I just thought you all had a bunch of name tags and picked out whichever one you wanted for the day.

Mule: Laughing my hooves off - mwahaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!

from 'Adventures in Retail'; Vol. I, No. 4


J Cosmo Newbery said...

I am always at high risk when a lady wears a label on her left breast that says 'Pat".

Gary's third pottery blog said...

won't the real slim shady please stand up?

red dirt girl said...

Cosmo!! you nawty boy ..... laughing mules off.

Gary - I think there might be a problem with that request. All the female co-workers believe themselves to be real slim shadies .... i get confused myself to be honest.....snickering.