You might notice that my blog is slowly being plastered with 'Blog Awards.' I admit to a wee bit of mischievousness in displaying these 'made to order' awards by my best beloved. He wrote a great post about blog awards HERE. I don't have much more to offer on the subject. I acknowledge the need for positive affirmation and a desire to 'share' a kindness with a fellow blogger. But c'mon - talk about proliferation! The BLOGIES ????!!!! As we are showing here, there are awards available for everyone, for every occasion. I'd rather you leave me a comment, sharing your wit, humour, point of view. And then fire up your favorite image software and generate a few awards to give yourself. Go ahead! You deserve the pat on the back !!
During my darker depressive days, I find myself unable to read. Now THIS is a true tragedy because I have always been a voracious reader. So I've resorted to listening to audiobooks. And since I'm feeling less than happy, I am heading straight for the ROMANCE category to make my selections. Apparently, I am starting to reach the bottom of the barrel, here. Listening to today's reading (author & title to remain anonymous), I noted that it took the book 4 hours to reach its first sex scene - and it's only a 6 hour book. This scene was made most notable by the excruciating climatic line: " Oh Chelsea, I want you so bad I don't think I will live through the night." It was a phone sex scene. The book took 5 hours to reach consummation, highlighted by gems such as these: "This is going to be good, isn' it?" and "You're so beautiful, I get dizzy when I look at you." Do people in real life actually say this stuff ????? Geeessshh!
I'm nominating myself for the Hottest Mommy Blogger Award .....;) I'm not sure exactly what qualifications I need to win this coveted blogie award.... But I am a mom. And one very hottttt mule. Mwahaaaaha!!!