The wonders of evolution. Mashed toes, ankle pain, aching calves, back pain.... And they're faster than the lemmings to buy those pointy heels....well, that is, I mean, the lemmings don't buy pointy heels, but they do jump off cliffs and that's bound to hurt too.Wait! let's invent tightly elasticated thinks too... they'll love it.Now. That's done. Bright shiny things? Check!Okay guys. Who's up for a wander down to the river to see if logs float?
things. not thinks.
tightly elasticated thinks ... would you be referring to a woman's 'small thoughts'?? xxx
More snap to your garters, lady.
you forgot to invent chocolate. a girl needs her chocolate when she's tripping around in her heels and garters ....! xxx
I preferred the time when all you required was a big club and the women fell for you easily.
Now, now Adullamite, you KNOW size really does not matter ...! xxx
Being easily bought doesn't mean that you are not complicated!
Ooooo Cosmo! Zing me! A comment with 'bite' - I like it :) xxx
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