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8.26.2011

a funny story from Soubriquet



A woman was having a terrible time sleeping. Her large dog,
which slept in the bedroom with her and her husband, snored
like a buzz saw. She contacted the Vet who told her of an
old remedy that was handed down to him by an old Southern
lady. He said when the dog began to snore, tie a ribbon
around the dog's testicles.

Hoping for a good night sleep, she looked into her sewing kit
and found a short piece of red ribbon and placed it on the
night stand. When the dog began to snore she got up and
delicately tied the red ribbon around the dog's testicles.
The dog immediately stopped snoring and stayed asleep.
Amazing she thought, and quickly went back to sleep.

Later that evening, her husband came home from a night out
with the boys, stumbled into the bedroom and after undressing,
flopped into bed. He immediately began to snore loudly,
waking his wife. She reasoned that if it worked for the dog,
maybe it would work for her husband. She got up and went to
her sewing kit where she found a length of blue ribbon.
Quietly and softly she tied the ribbon around her husbands
testicles and he immediately quit snoring. She was amazed
again and promptly returned to sleep.

The next morning the husband awoke with a terrible hangover
and as he stepped into the bathroom to relieve himself. As
he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very
confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the
red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his
head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where
we were ...or what we did ...but, by God ...We took FIRST
and SECOND place."

xxx

and he claims I never read my emails ....

3 comments:

gz said...

:D

soubriquet said...

I check every morning. No prizes yet.

red dirt girl said...

gz ~ !!

Soubry - check my next post .... xxxx!

xxx