423b2e
423b2e

7.19.2012

frivolous friday


adventures in retail ...


xxx

7 comments:

Adullamite said...

American literature reaches a new high!

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Retail? Or (w)hole sale?

red dirt girl said...

Adullamite - what do you expect for 35 cents ???

Cosmo - In my part of the world (re)tail and (w)hole sale are pretty much the same thing ...

I prefer to believe she was following company protocol by providing excellent customer service ;)

xxx

soubriquet said...

"He asked the goods to be supplied unwrapped."

soubriquet said...

"When he fingered the keys upon her register, she knew he'd ring her bell"

soubriquet said...

When he realised that he'd forgotten to bring his wife, the sales assistant kindly offered to model his choice of lingerie on her behalf.

soubriquet said...

He did not know just when he would dare to stand upright again; "Thank god for baggy trousers!", he gasped.