A poor substitute, I vouch, but a tasty one.
So we are to expect that slim, healthy, vigorous Soub will after 12 months of Texas be a big fat slob?er, can the rest of us come too.......?
Eek! You've spotted my dastardly plan, Adullamite! I plan to make him as plump and unappealing as possible in light of the fact that all the women I know SWOON over a British accent. Soub can read the phone book and dozens of ladies will throw themselves upon him. I call this the 'Loss Prevention Plan' ... :Pxxx
Oh my, if I was not already married to the most wonderful woman in this world...and so ugly...and stinky...and rather hard to get along with at times...
Is that a bacon-and-apple pie? Oh my, well, you had me at bacon....
A British accent? I rofl.Or I would, were the floor not scattered with things that would hurt me if I rolled there.I speak Yorkshire. Leeds, but north-east-leeds, tempered with just a touch of Pudsey...Go ten miles in any direction, and people sound subtly different. I'm fascinated by the fact that to an American ear, we all sound pretty much the same. I'm going to use it to my advantage, if I can just figure out how. Maybe I'll be able to persuade servers to give me extra bacon.On the other hand, I'll steer clear of reading phone books in public, for fear of being crushed to death in a stampede.
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Oh look, a helpful comment from someone who has a blog about the genders of cats in asia. If I liked cats, I'd go check it out. But I don't.
I had to start moderating my blog to avoid this type of unwanted nonsense. He still posts many Anon. comments to very old posts but they never appear so I am thinking it is some kind of electronic distribution of these types of comments.Soub:On a happier note, I am told that most Americans will go for any type of con job if explained in a British accent. . . ideas?Or you could play "guess my British accent" on the street corner, only 1 quid (I know not how much that is). Win an old range rover with stamps in the boot.
Back when I went by the handle of Goat Roper on the CB while trucking all over the place and then some, I would always explain that goats were better than sheep because of being kinkier. Would you not agree, my dear Goatman?
A piece of American Pie...now I'm hungry and have started thinking about what I should make for my lunch later!!
Egads .... Anonymous cat spam! What will they think of next ???!!I really don't want to moderate all my comments, and I loathe word verification. Most of the time, Blogger catches this stuff. *Sigh*xxx
Goatman kinky ???Jerry! Where are your manners ??? Behave yourself. xxx
Lee,I think there might be homemade mac & cheese beneath that bacon .... or an apple pie. If Soub wants apple pie, apple pie it will be ;)Hope lunch was delicious!xxx
I thought it was eggs.No kinkier than a bad muffler!
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