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12.24.2013

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the morning after ...

9 comments:

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Yeah. Right. Sure.

Adullamite said...

It was fun........


Happy Christmas xx

soubriquet said...

I have spoken to Santa's legal representatives about the 'incident'.
Santa is recovering quite well, although the reindeer are said to be traumatised.

However, in keeping with the spirit of christmas, the Council of Elves assure me that Santa is prepared to forgive, if not forget. You are reminded, however, that you are right at the very top of the naughty list, for 2014.

Post Script:
Santa says "Ho-ho-ho!, Your husband has asked for the record to be expunged, and I am minded to grant his request, being as he's at the top of the nice list."

red dirt girl said...

Regarding 'said' incident: I'm inclined to point out that even the most boorish of louts know that it is impolite to enter through a closed door without knocking first. I don't care if Santa has 'enter first, ask questions later' rights on Christmas Eve. His arrival was ill-timed and ill-mannered. And WHO brings their reindeer in with them when calling upon houses??? Did Santa stick around to clean up the reindeer poop? Oh NO!

And you, dearest Soubriquet - just whom do you think you are fooling with the 'I'm an innocent party, and I'm oh so nice' routine ??? Let it be entered into the public record that you darted into the kitchen pantry screaming whilst leaving me with the proverbial 'bag in hand.'

xxx

ps. Details available upon inquiry.

red dirt girl said...

While I acknowledge you were the one who attempted to sort things out with Santa, I am forced to reveal, under ummm..... duress and torture........ that I WASN'T the one who hid the lacy bra in the cereal box.

xxxxx

red dirt girl said...

No. I will not reveal who was the wearer of the lacy bra. It's TMI.

xxxxx

red dirt girl said...

Alright alright - For the public record, Soubriquet WAS NOT wearing the lacy bra when Santa popped in for a midnight snack.


.........then again, neither was I :-)

xxx

Lee said...

I beat the shit out of Santa when he arrived here in the middle of the night, too! What did he expect, for goodness sake???

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Ho-ho-ho.